These are my not so secret objects of desire:
1. kd lang – see previous post.
2. Mayte Martín – Spanish flamenco singer and composer. She sings boleros too. Her voice and smile make my jayjay tingle. I’m trying to get her to sing or teach a class in New York.
3. Lucas Platero – beautiful mind, great sense of humor, hot body. Come to mama!
4. Rossan – aka “@butchndakitchen”. I love her recipes. I love her sense of humor. I love that we are friends. I love her mohawk. That she has luscious fingers doesn’t hurt.
5. Judith Butler – aka “My future husbutch” (she just doesn’t know it yet).
6. Yetta Kurland – forget about her many achievements as an attorney and educator. If I close my eyes I still can see her rocking those brown slacks and burgundy shirt that got me interested way too long ago (LGBT Rally at Bryant Park, circa 2006 I think).
7. Mary B. and Kathy B. Butch twins. Do I need to say more?
8. Skyler Cooper – first saw her on The Insomniacs and have been cyber stalking her since (figurative speech, I’m not that obsessed with her, I just would hit that).
9. Eyleen Miles. Totally my type: geriatric, talented, and unavailable.
10. Kay Ryan – deliciously geriatric, 16th Poet Laureate of the US.
I’ve been an awful good girl this year. Perhaps Santa would consider leaving a butch in uniform under my tree? NYPD, NYFD, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Kmart, Target, Verizon, UPS, USPS, FedEx, LIRR, MTA… My uniform fetish doesn’t discriminate!