– Yes, my ex was 20,000 times better in bed and in every other aspect than you. Oh if I had a dollar for each time a butch has compared herself to one of my exes. After a while, reassuring them gets boring and tiring and you feel tempted to give in and say something … More 10 Things Not To Say To the Butch You Are Dating
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1. There is a motherfucking spider that refuses to die in your bathroom and you have already tried e-ve-ry-thing to kill it. 2. You have a migraine that only she can make go away. 3. You are horny as hell and don’t want to be bothered with apps or meeting someone new IRL. Seriously though, … More Legit Reasons To Call Your Ex
1. Femmes be crazy. 2. To never ever go to a supermarket at 3:00 pm on a SuperBowl weekend Saturday. 3. Some bridges were meant to be burned…with matches… and gasoline…and Molotov cocktails being throw… and nuclear warheads. 4. Being single is a sound relationship choice. 5. There’s nothing sadder than a 54 years old … More 40 Things I Learned Last Year
Dear butches who ask femmes out on dates using the word “date,” touch base during the week/days prior to the date, plan a great evening and dress accordingly, are on time or give us a heads up if you get stuck in traffic, pick us up from home or the subway entrance (sometimes with flowers, … More The Long Lost Art Of Dating