Four weeks ago I started singing It's the most wonderful time of the year to myself 24/7. Soon after my inner All I want for Christmas Mariah wannabe emerged. I was happy, strolling around the city in cute dresses, even managed to go out in heels some nights, feeling proud of myself for handling the … Continue reading The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. Really?
Dear butches who ask femmes out on dates using the word “date,” touch base during the week/days prior to the date, plan a great evening and dress accordingly, are on time or give us a heads up if you get stuck in traffic, pick us up from home or the subway entrance (sometimes with flowers, … Continue reading The Long Lost Art Of Dating
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1. There's absolutely nothing that a little prosecco, some Adele, and the right stone butch can't fix. Hello Daddy! 2. Don't mess with Princess is my new motto. 3. When asked out on a date, I like hearing the word "date" and I love it coming from someone who is not black-out drunk. Are you … Continue reading 38 Things I Learned Last Year
In case you haven’t noticed, I’m on the fast track to becoming a single crazy old cat lady. Around this time every year the token butch acquaintance proposes doing things together. Brunches, fundraising walks in Central Park or Chelsea Piers, free Pride events, Pride weekend parties and after parties, fireworks on the 4th of July, … Continue reading Following My Own Advice