1. Femmes be crazy. 2. To never ever go to a supermarket at 3:00 pm on a SuperBowl weekend Saturday. 3. Some bridges were meant to be burned…with matches… and gasoline…and Molotov cocktails being throw… and nuclear warheads. 4. Being single is a sound relationship choice. 5. There's nothing sadder than a 54 years old … Continue reading 40 Things I Learned Last Year
Four weeks ago I started singing It's the most wonderful time of the year to myself 24/7. Soon after my inner All I want for Christmas Mariah wannabe emerged. I was happy, strolling around the city in cute dresses, even managed to go out in heels some nights, feeling proud of myself for handling the … Continue reading The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. Really?
Dear butches who ask femmes out on dates using the word “date,” touch base during the week/days prior to the date, plan a great evening and dress accordingly, are on time or give us a heads up if you get stuck in traffic, pick us up from home or the subway entrance (sometimes with flowers, … Continue reading The Long Lost Art Of Dating
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1. There's absolutely nothing that a little prosecco, some Adele, and the right stone butch can't fix. Hello Daddy! 2. Don't mess with Princess is my new motto. 3. When asked out on a date, I like hearing the word "date" and I love it coming from someone who is not black-out drunk. Are you … Continue reading 38 Things I Learned Last Year