Legit Reasons To Call Your Ex

Posted on by María Lapachet

1. There is a motherfucking spider that refuses to die in your bathroom and you have already tried e-ve-ry-thing to kill it.
2. You have a migraine that only she can make go away.
3. You are horny as hell and don’t want to be bothered with apps or meeting someone new IRL.

Seriously though, don’t call her.

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